Dear Kathi,
Welcome to the Oopsie Poopsie Club!
So glad you could join us – we’re a unified society, many members strong
and still growing!
You’ve been there...
The gurgling belly aches that last several hours...
with several trips to the toilet a day...
not to mention those close-calls...
and the unfortunate you-never-would-have-made-it-if-you-tried situations.
nausea, vomiting, low energy levels, the dreaded di-di...
Everything is uncomfortable. Forget
about traveling.
You’d give anything to not feel like your stomach is on fire....
and those gaseous pains that leave you debilitated on the floor could take
a hike, as well.
Nothing a bit of antibiotics can’t clear up, but you can’t help but suffer
a little longer after that five day dose is finished as the meds are still killing
whatever is inside of you.
Maybe you’ll think twice before gulping down that two liter bottle that you
filled from an unknown tap. And perhaps
you’ll use soap the next time you cut up those veggies from the market. But I think we both know from experience that
behavior change requires a little more than a curable disease to hold you back
from being the reckless free-spirit that you are.
Take care of yourself. Seriously
this time. I’m tired.
Regards,
Your Bowels
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