Saturday, June 01, 2013

You Know You've Readjusted If....


You’ve stopped carrying toilet paper everywhere you go

You no longer eat all the hors d’oeuvres

Some of your clothes do not have that genuine stone-washed look

People no longer avoid the dish you bring to potluck dinners

You have a friend who was never in Peace Corps

You dream in English

You use tissues to blow your nose

You actually think twice before taking a 10-hour bus ride

You’re not afraid to swallow the water when you shower

You travel with luggage rather than those perfectly good plastic bags

You use a watch as you are no longer able to tell time by the sun

You start to eat rice again

You stop trying to pay in exact change

Parasites and the state of your bowel movements stop being the topic of conversation at meals

You motion someone to come towards you with your fingers up instead of down

You throw out all of your garbage bags

You actually buy ready-made food, including flour tortillas

Your underwear has holes in only the correct places

When you hear rustling in the trees, you expect to see squirrels instead of monkeys

You have more than three changes of clothes

When a fly lands in your drink, you actually throw out the whole glass

When turning a corner when driving you know which side of the road to be on

Your Birkenstocks are no longer considered your dress shoes

When something breaks in your house you call the repairman instead of busting out the duct tape, crazy glue and Swiss army knife

Rain is now a verb instead of a plural noun

Your Chaco lines have finally faded

Your hand no longer twitches reflexively when you see a white SUV in the distance

You no longer respond to “Mzungu” as if it’s your given name

At some point in the near future you can look back at your time in Malawi with a smile and say “That was the start of something great.  Look where I am today!”

 

Saturday, April 06, 2013

What Should PCVs call me

Have you heard of this incredibly accurate, fun site called What Should PCVs Call Me? 

Well, here you go - and you're welcome:
http://whatshouldpcvscallme.tumblr.com/

Friday, April 05, 2013

Press Release

Training Women Entrepreneurs in Malawi: Embassy Lilongwe Public Affairs and Peace Corps organized a two -day training on entrepreneurship for 25 women from across the country. Volunteer Christian Porter, an expert on small business start-ups, and AWEP Malawi Ambassador Grace Mhango facilitated the workshop which tackled on such topics as Marketing and the Components of a Business Plan. The training his was a chance for women in various businesses to meet and share ideas, a rare opportunity for Malawian female business leaders. Ambassador Jackson congratulated the participants on the success of the training on the second day. The training was part of Women’s History Month activities that honored the achievements and contributions of women in the U.S. and the international community.




I am so proud of Christian!  And excited we were able to send Luso la Manja to this program - Beatrice teaches from the text book they received every Tuesday and the women have been building their business every day! 

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Oh my, the awesome is slipping by...


Day 145

One of my last meetings with Luso la Manja – so sad!  We talked about my plans of selling bags in the States and we took some great photos.  Beatrice’s daughter was the model for most of my pictures and she was shy at first but then she started workin’ it and I’m so excited to start marketing these amazing bags in the States.  When I returned home, I heard a familiar voice at my front door – Ama Chipalasa is back!  She is visiting for only a few days and she brought with her the kiddos.  They are the most adorable children you’ve ever seen and I miss them every since they moved in December.

Day 146

Mrs. Nkhosi and I have started working on Youth Friendly Health Services together and it has been incredibly rewarding.  So far we have only 20 or so students who show up but we are working on increasing the numbers.  We planned for the upcoming year after I have left and she is really excited to take my place as the leader.  It feels good knowing my work will continue after I leave.

Day 147

Today Cornelius (my Project Coordinator with Peace Corps) came by Dwambazi to tell me that I am being replaced!  I am so excited!  There are a few things my replacement can work on and of course Dwambazi is an amazing village to live in.  I have always felt supported and my role has been understood by everyone.  It would be great if Youth Friendly Health Services continued and maybe turned into camp.  Jembe is also looking for about 40 more pit latrines and the HIV Support Groups are working on gardening projects.  It would be fantastic if the new volunteer could follow up on these as I didn’t get my projects going until late in the game.  Either way, the new PCV is in for a treat – Dwambazi is great!

Day 148

I found the most amazing market find today: jeans! For about $1.25 and they fit like a glove, which is rare for someone of my stature.  So excited for my Euro Trip in my new jeans!

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Saying Good-byes


Day 134

I brought home some treats from Lilongwe and Christian met me at my house.  We made an amazing steak dinner with mashed potatoes and salad.  It was so delicious and such an awesome treat, since I never buy meat because it can be expensive and I don’t have a fridge.

Day 135

Another amazing Youth Club meeting – this time we played football and frisbee in the rain!  It was so much fun slipping and sliding and getting muddy.  Christian and I splurged on another fun dinner with chocolate cake.  I feel so spoiled this week!

Day 136

Christian and I sat down with a calendar to plan the next few months.  I’ve been feeling overwhelmed with to-do lists and planning that I really needed to sit down and focus.  I cleaned up the clutter in my brain!  Time to get cracking!

Day 137

It’s official!  I bought my plane ticket home.  I arrive in Florida May 7, just in time for Mother’s Day!

Day 138

Oh my sinuses!  The weather has been chilly and rainy and my sinus headache has been intense!  I’ve been drugged up and sleepy, but sober and awake enough to make a fantastic pumpkin soup that hit the spot!

Day 139

I’m still sick in bed, but a hot bafa did the trick in curing me enough to sit up and knock out my Description of Service paperwork.  A few hours later and I was feeling great about the rain and sickness.  It kicked my butt in gear!

Day 140

I was on my way to being 100% back to health so I decided to walk to school in the light rain.  It was nice and cool and people were happy to finally see me out and about.  I greeted everyone who walked by and somehow that made me feel healthier and put a bounce in my step.  I love my village, especially in rainy season.  It’s beautiful.

Day 141

Well, well, well, what do you know?!  If you tune into MBC radio 1, you can hear an interview with Christian and Luso la Manja's creator Beatrice Zindondo about the African Women's Entrepreneur Program that is being held in Lilongwe this week!  So happy, excited and proud of Christian and Beatrice!

Day 142

Early in the day I had Youth Club.  The topic today was Know Your Status.  Several students got tested immediately after our session.  One girl in particular was very nervous about receiving her results.  Her friends reassured her that HIV was not a death sentence as long as she lived positively and no matter what they would support her and continuing being her friend.  I was practically jumping up and down after hearing this!  Breaking the stigma associated with HIV and making students aware of the importance of getting tested has been exactly what I have been teaching these past two years.  It was amazing to hear it in practice.  Her results?  Negative.  She jumped for joy and hugged everyone.  She is a true role model and I couldn’t be more proud.

I met Christian at his home and he brought with him a steak and we made potatoes and green beans and again I felt so giddy before bed with a full tummy of delicious food!

Day 143

We spent our last day at Mayoka with our friends.  Gary and Catherine have been so good to us and I love their little family.  We decided to stay the night and they gave us the most beautiful room with a bathtub, shower and gorgeous view.  I soaked in the tub and we drank cold beers on our balcony.  It was a wonderful last night in Nkhata Bay and I’m so grateful for the love and friendship that Gary and Catherine show us every time we visit.

Day 144

We had a much-needed double date with Rob and Nancy at Christian’s house.  The menu?  Burgers and fries!  They loved it!  I will truly miss Rob and Nancy – they have been such good friends to us and enjoying American/Malawian dinners has been so much fun.  We took photos to commemorate our last night together on Rob’s new camera.  He couldn’t be more proud.

Monday, April 01, 2013

My Last Awesome VSV Meeting


Day 131

Flawless travel to Lilongwe!  I got into town before lunch and took care of most of my business before the staff could be whisked away by new trainees.  Oh, it feels good to accomplish something!

Day 132

My last Volunteers Supporting Volunteers meeting started today.  It was great meeting the new members and we got a lot done in one day.  The best part was seeing Irene and my friends for maybe the last time before I head back to the States.  I am so proud of how far VSV has come and I am so proud of my cohort and how far we have come together.  It’s amazing what two years does.

Day 133

My amazing friends Katie and Jake got engaged last October and I couldn’t be happier for them.  We threw a surprise engagement party for Katie and Jake and it was a joyous occasion with cocktails, gifts and tasty food.  Katie and Jake are sweet couple and I beam when I think of them together.  And to think it all began in Peace Corps!

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Village Days of Awesome


Day 117

I spent the afternoon doing chatting with the women in my village.  They were meeting at Mrs. Nkhosi’s house for their monthly meeting.  I had not visited with them (not like this) in a long time.  We talked for a while and it was nice.  I feel like I’ve been in my own little world lately and I haven’t taken the proper amount of time to visit with my friends. 

Day 118

My newly-found Dutch friends came to visit!  They were on their way from Nkhata Bay and they said they would stop in for a few hours.  It was really great to show them my house and village.  They loved it and we met with a few favorite neighbors and blew up balloons for the kiddos (which ended up being a disaster as now everyone is asking me for balloons) and it was such an exceptional visit!  I felt proud of my village and work here as it’s rare that anyone other than Peace Corps visits me.  

Day 119

The kiddos came over to play and I took some time out to actually sit and play with them.  Usually I just give them something to do in my front yard while I do chores and I pop my head out every once in a while to break dance.  Today we blew bubbles all afternoon.  Their eyes bugged out at how amazing a bubble is and they ran around popping them until my face turned blue.

Day 120

Christian Surprise!  Christian showed up just after dark after telling me he would be stopping by the next day.  Such a nice treat!

Day 121

In honor of Christian’s visit, I made lemon tarts (which I have never made before) and I was surprised at how amazing they were!  Delicious, we ate most of the treats by the end of the day. 

Day 122

In the middle of the night, I was robbed.  I was angry and upset most of the day, but was supported by Christian (who picked up new locks while I manned the house) and Ian (who stopped by to play frisbee) and all of my neighbors sent out a search party and checked in on me throughout the day.  Although a really unfortunate event, I was extremely lucky to feel so much love during a day where I felt so much loss.

Day 123

Sunday night means pizza night at Mayoka so Christian and I went to the bay and met up with Jay and his friend Sarah who was visiting from Germany.  We went swimming and drank cold beers and it was such a calm day after feeling so broken the day before with my break-in.  We also met an RPCV who stayed in Malawi a few years before.  It was really cool to chat with him about Peace Corps and returning...now that we are almost done, I feel like I can relate to RPCVs and I’m less likely to relate to newer volunteers.

Day 124

I picked up new phones for Christian and me in Mzuzu.  Surprisingly, it was stress-free.  Airtel was quick to respond with customer service and it made my life feel so much calmer.  Afterwards we celebrated with cold beer at Aqua Africa.

Day 125

I met with the ladies of Luso on my way home from Nkhata Bay and it was a busy visit.  A group of eye doctors were visiting Malawi to provide free glasses to adults and children after receiving a free eye exam at the Luso house.  They brought with them a suitcase of eye glasses and I watched them test the eyes of several people and it was amazing to watch them “see” for the first time.  One man jumped up and did a dance and couldn’t stop laughing.  It was so good to watch.

Day 126

Back to teaching Life Skills this week!  I decided to teach a few lessons on puberty and reproduction to all the forms, since it is a topic that many teachers feel uncomfortable teaching.  My favorite question of the day: “Did Jesus go through puberty?  Did Jesus have wet dreams?!”

Day 127

Still teaching the life skills and I was really pleased with the question/answer sessions in class.  Students were asking questions that were too scared to ask teachers or adults about masturbation, menstruation, wet dreams, and feelings.  I was so impressed with how bold they were and they were so attentive I had gone over by at least 10 minutes in every class.

Day 128

One of the last few market days with Ama Chimbutu.  We didn’t score any good clothes this week, but we did drink cold cokes and there’s nothing like sitting next to your best friend with a cold coke.

Day 129

My first day of implementing Youth Friendly Health Services was a hit!  We had 14 students show up (okay, not a fantastic showing, but it’s a start) and they all walked away with condoms and a few received HIV tests.  Not to mention, we played frisbee and football most of the morning, which is always a hit.

Day 130

I am starting to feel a bit overwhelmed.  Googling things in America does seem to calm me.  For instance, I like to google apartments where I might live in Houston or look for cars or jobs.  Today was a job googling day and I was excited to see a few postings of things that I am qualified for and would love to do – a rare thing!  So I spent a lot of the day preparing my resume and writing cover letters.  Even if I don’t get the job, I’m just happy for the practice.  I feel like I’m out of shape when it comes to job hunting!

Thursday, March 28, 2013

180 Days: Valentine's Week


Day 107

Robert sponsored an ultimate frisbee game with some of the secondary school kids.  Christian, Ian, Rob and I whomped them hard!  But I was impressed with how well they knew and understood the rules of the game.  They picked it up quickly and they started getting more aggressive by the third game.

108

We woke up early at Rob’s to hike the mountain that is just near his house.  It was like climbing a stair master for 15 kilometers!  Our guide was a man who worked with the forestry office and he was running up the sheer hills.  I couldn’t believe how out of shape I was.  Before we reached the top, it started to storm and lightening crashed right by our heads so we headed down the mountain early.  We ate tuna fish sandwiches and hot cider at Rob’s.  We were cold and wet, but very happy.  I’m going to miss these kids.

109

Christian and I headed up to Nkhata Bay so that we could start our holiday at Lukwe a few days early.  When we got to Christian’s house, we passed out almost immediately from the hike the day before.  We were in bad shape.  Movies and taking it easy were the only things on our agenda.

110

We learned that Christian’s good friend Robert’s wife, Nancy, was in the hospital so we decided to visit her.  She was in bad shape, suffering from Malaria for the 4th time since we had known her.  We splurged on a cab to take her and her family home from the hospital.  Since I had suffered from malaria once before, I know how painful it can be.  The hospital was 8 kilometers from her house and I didn’t want her to have to walk that whole way, so I was happy to go with her.  Unfortunately she only speaks Chichewa so I tried to tell her to feel better but all I could do was give her a hug.  I think she understood.

111

Christian and I got lucky on our way to Lukwe – generous rides all the way to the top!  When we arrived, we were greeted by the incredibly friendly staff and given a gorgeous room with a view.  Cold beer?  Yes, please. 

112

Christian and I explored Lukwe’s beautiful, lush gardens (where the ingredients for our fresh salads at  every meal were growing) and made our way to the waterfall.  There was a cave behind the waterfall and we climbed behind it and I wished so badly that my camera was not broken.  The view was incredible from the top – you could see all the trees and villages all the way to the lake.  At dinner, another couple was sitting nearby.  They were being attacked by giant bugs, so we invited them to sit at our table, which was not as close to the light.  Turns out, our friendship was meant to be!  They were a really nice Dutch couple our age and we chatted late into the evening.  I walked away with a little bounce.  Our first “couple friends” that we met on vacation – how perfectly cliche!

113

The next morning we met with Arjan and Dominique for a hike to the waterfall.  They brought their camera and we took great shots.  Our friendship was effortless.  We drove up to Livingstonia to see the old mission town and I felt like we were in a twilight zone.  The village felt like a small town in New England.  There was a beautiful church and even a university.  I couldn’t wrap my head around it – this was nothing like the Malawi I knew.  We ate ice cream and scones for lunch in town, but for Valentine’s dinner we devoured steaks and drank wine and played bao until it was late.  I felt like we had known each other forever. 

114

The travel back to Nkhata Bay was easy-going, thanks to Arjan and Dominique taking us most of the way.  We caught a ride to Mzuzu, stocked up on groceries and headed to Christian’s house.  Such a flawless vacation, even though my camera broke we ended up making very good friends.

115

We spent the day in the bay using internet and I was able to get a lot done.  My favorite place is Aqua Africa – free internet and cold beers overlooking one of the most beautiful places in Malawi.

116

We spent another day in the bay getting things done.  I feel so nostalgic now that time is coming to an end here and every time I say good-bye to our friends, it feels harder and harder.  I am so bad at good-byes so I pretend I’m just not leaving. 

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Failed Projects


Of course I shared with you my successes, because who wants to read the misadventures of a bitter Betty?  However, I will share with you the real side of Peace Corps – with triumph, there has always been a few failures.  Some successes were not the home runs I was looking for, but I threw up my arms and said “good enough” because there is only so much I can beat myself up for.  Peace Corps and Malawi are challenging in many ways and it is good to note these challenges and to learn from them.  So here is a list of projects that I started, tried to start, or never got off the ground.

Girls’ Empowerment Camp on the Lakeshore

I talked with a girls’ private secondary school in the hopes of starting up a mini-Camp GLOW for girls on the lakeshore.  The facility was perfect – classrooms for sessions, dining hall for meals and dorms for our campers.  Rob and I wrote a proposal and submitted it to the school committee but they shot it down on account of being “too busy this semester and also next year,” so we took a hint and scrapped that idea.

Tin Roof at Machilika Village Nursery School

I worked pretty closely with starting up the nursery school at Machilika Village, mostly with improvements to the building.  The roof was in disarray and we wanted to put up something sturdy and long-lasting, like tin.  However, after a further assessment, we realized we would have to build an entirely new building.  The columns were not built to sustain tin, so we decided to go with a temporary, but working solution: plastic and new thatch. 

Vegetable Garden

I started a vegetable garden in my own yard in hopes of inspiring others to grow a variety of vegetables through demonstrations.  Really, this was a selfish idea in the first place.  I was sick of eating only tomatoes, onions and mustard greens every day.  After hoeing and sowing, my plants started growing!  I fell in love with my garden – it was so stress-relieving to dig in the dirt and I felt motherly toward my seedlings.  And then, one afternoon in the course of a few hours, chickens scratched up my entire yard and I had nothing.  This year, I planted exactly that: nothing.

Tortilla Chip Business

This idea came about during avocado season.  Why not make tortilla chips and guacamole!?  Talk about cross-cultural exchange!  I taught my women’s group to make tortilla chips and they enjoyed the fun, but the chips never caught on and, in my opinion, the guac was rendered useless.

Peer Education Group

This was only an idea.  I wanted it to stem from my Girls’ Club, but it never got to the point where we could start it.  I envisioned a group of secondary school girls using the skills and lessons we learned in Girls’ Club (women’s health, public speaking skills, self-awareness, etc.) to teach girls in primary school.  The idea was to inspire these girls to be role models to younger girls and to instill a sense of female camaraderie.  Anyway, we never got to that level and if I had more time, I would push for it to happen.

Dried Fruit Business

This was only an idea, too.  I read about the successes of a Peace Corps Volunteer using a fruit drying rack to make sun-dried bananas, tomatoes, and mangoes and selling them to lodges and people in the village.  It sounded like a cool idea, but it never caught on.  I have the supplies, I just need the interest.

Paper Charcoal

Similar to Dried Fruit Business – never caught on, even though I pushed for it.  Paper is too valuable to soak in water and roll into balls. 

English Club

I wanted to start this club at the secondary school, but it seemed as though students were really more interested in going home than staying after for an academic club.  I wanted to do dramas and write poetry and play Balderdash, but it never picked up momentum.  Having school from 7am until 2pm is a long time to go without food and offering more academics is hardly incentive to stay after class.